I don’t even know who he is. He just made me chuckle.
“You can write that down and put a dash in front of it, and put my name at the end, because that’s all I want to be, is dashed” - Mitch Hedberg
When I think of something funny, I get a pen and write it down. Or, if the pen’s too far away, I try to convince myself that what I thought of ain’t funny. - Mitch Hedberg
(Source: brillo-22, via clarkkentsalterego)